Sperm Donation Goes Hands Free with This Weird Chinese Automatic Sperm Collector

What you see below, is a hands-free automatic sperm collector. Yes, you read that right and if that’s already got you laughing, then check out the video.

The concept is probably just as you can imagine. A massage pipe protrudes and retracts after the user has gotten himself into position and the machine keeps going until it has collected the sperm. The height is adjustable and the user even gets to chose the frequency, amplitude, and temperature. There’s even a screen to provide some visual stimulation which is probably needed to help you forget that you’re currently being fellated by a machine like a cow being milked.

Read the full article at: interestingengineering.com